Halloween has fast become the best opportunity for hot-legged skinny mini 20-somethings to please the eyes of men everywhere by dressing in as little as possible. If you happen to fall into the aforementioned category, I’ve got some hot stuff for you. If you don’t, please stop reading and choose something appropriate to your age, gender and size. Sexy Little Miss Muffet is far less sexy with a muffin top and no granny should be dressing as Little Red Riding Hood. Use your head and spare your fellow party-goers.

Looking for a charming guise? For a sweet costume that shows off the assets, you can’t go wrong by finding something with wings. Fairies, angels & Tinkerbelle are good picks - all in inappropriately short dress lengths, of course. Heaping masses of glitter are crucial. A shimmering body lotion will also do the trick.

Sexy professionals. Foxy French Maids, Promiscuous Policewomen, and Naughty Nurses are all wildly popular picks that leave little to the imagination.

TV, Movie & Fantasy Characters. From a futuristic Miss Jetson to an old school Jeannie Genie, movie and television characters are fun costumes that are readily recognizable and are usually a one-stop shop. Also check out Storybook characters like Snow White and Alice in Wonderland for other fantastic fantasy pieces.